Maxine’s Way

On preventing ice cream cone leaks:

Just suck the ice cream cone on the bottom of the cone for Pete’s sake!  You are probablylying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

On keeping potatoes from budding:

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

On flouring a cake pan:

Go to the bakery!  They’ll even decorate it for you.

On accidentally oversalting a dish:

If you oversalt a dish which you are cooking, that’s too bad.  Please receite with me the real woman’s motto:  “I made it, and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!

On keeping celery fresh:

Celery?  Never heard of it.

On making a beautiful pie crust:

The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don’t.

On curing a headache:

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

On opening jars:

Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

On what to do with leftover wine:

Left over wine???????HELLO!!!!!